(! On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss
America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not

live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,

then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,

which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.



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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids

all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love

to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and

death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey



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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very

important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields! , during an interview to become

Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other partof my body,"

--Winston Bennett,

University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the

lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.



"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death

by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."!

--Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much

clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A

genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.