>THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS
UP
>AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT
ATTENDANT
>WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE
BLONDE
>THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE
BACK.
>
>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M
>STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>
>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
>COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
>ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>
>THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE
>ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
>
>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND
>I'M
>STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>
>THE COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING
>WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
>
>THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
MARRIED
>TO
>A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
>
>HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M
>SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>
>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO
>MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>
>I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."