Mr. Obvious.......
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallonof 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romainelettuce, a 2 lbs can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check-out, a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases the drunk calmly stated, "Youmust be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation but she was equally intriguedby the derelict's intuition since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusualabout her selections that could have tipped off her drunken observer as to hermarital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you'reabsolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."