Good advice.......
1.Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human racehas not achieved, and neverwill achieve, its full potential, that word would be"meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it tooseriously.
7. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always oneindividual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Veryoften, that individual is crazy.
8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
9. Never lick a steak knife.
10. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
11. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observedaylight savings time.
12. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
13. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people tomake a big deal about yourbirthday. That time is age eleven.
14. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep downinside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
15. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not inthem.
16. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
17. Your friends love you anyway.Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark.Professionals built the Titanic.