DOCTOR HUMOR.......

Did you ever have this before?
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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My son swallowed the can opener.......
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.
Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?!
The toast is getting cold!

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My wife is beating me.......
David: My wife beats me, doctor.
Doctor: Oh dear. How often?
David: Every time we play Scrabble!

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Get me an ambulance now......
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!