The New CEO........
A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - and how much money do you make a week? Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, I make $200.00 a week. Why? The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back! Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here? With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - That was the Pizza delivery guy.