Church Bloopers........
- OUR NEXT SONG IS "ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD GET HIGH".
- DON'T LET WORRY KILL YOU - LET THE CHURCH HELP.
- REMEMBER IN PRAYER THE MANY WHO ARE SICK OF OUR CHURCH AND COMMUNITY.
- FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHILDREN AND DON'T KNOW IT, WE HAVE A NURSERY DOWNSTAIRS.
- WEIGHT WATCHERS WILL MEET AT 7 P.M. AT THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. PLEASE USE LARGE DOUBLE DOOR AT THE SIDE ENTRANCE. JEAN WILL BE LEADING A WEIGHT-MANAGEMENT SERIES WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. SHE USES THE PROGRAM HERSELF AND HAS BEEN GROWING LIKE CRAZY!
- THE ROSEBUD ON THE ALTAR THIS MORNING IS TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF DAVID ALAN BELZER, THE SIN OF REV. AND MRS. JULIUS BELZER.
- THIS AFTERNOON THERE WILL BE A MEETING IN THE SOUTH AND NORTH ENDS OF THE CHURCH. CHILDREN WILL BE BAPTIZED AT BOTH ENDS.
- TUESDAY AT 4:00 P.M. THERE WILL BE AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL. ALL LADIES GIVING MILK PLEASE COME EARLY.
- WEDNESDAY THE LADIES' LITURGY WILL MEET. MRS. JOHNSON WILL SING "PUT ME IN MY LITTLE BED" ACCOMPANIED BY THE PASTOR.
- THURSDAY AT 5:00 PM THERE WILL BE A MEETING OF THE LITTLE MOTHER'S CLUB. ALL LADIES WISHING TO BECOME ""LITTLE MOTHERS"" WILL MEET WITH THE PASTOR IN HIS STUDY.
- THIS BEING EASTER SUNDAY, WE WILL ASK MRS. LEWIS TO COME FORWARD AND LAY AN EGG ON THE ALTAR.
- THE SERVICE WILL CLOSE WITH "LITTLE DROPS OF WATER." ONE OF THE LADIES WILL START QUIETLY AND THE REST OF THE CONGREGATION WILL JOIN IN.
- NEXT SUNDAY A SPECIAL COLLECTION WILL BE TAKEN TO DEFRAY THE COST OF THE NEW CARPET. ALL THOSE WISHING TO DO SOMETHING ON THE CARPET WILL COME FORWARD AND DO SO.
- THE LADIES OF THE CHURCH HAVE CAST OFF CLOTHING OF EVERY KIND. THEY CAN BE SEEN IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT SATURDAY.
- THURSDAY NIGHT-POTLUCK SUPPER. PRAYER AND MEDICATION TO FOLLOW. THE LUTHERAN MEN'S GROUP WILL MEET AT 6 P.M. STEAK, MASHED POTATOES, GREEN BEANS, BREAD AND DESSERT WILL BE SERVED FOR A NOMINAL FEEL.
- A BEAN SUPPER WILL BE HELD ON TUESDAY EVENING IN THE CHURCH HALL. MUSIC WILL FOLLOW.
8 NEW CHOIR ROBES ARE CURRENTLY NEEDED, DUE TO THE ADDITION OF SEVERAL NEW MEMBERS AND TO THE DETERIORATION OF SOME OLDER ONES.
- THE SENIOR CHOIR INVITES ANY MEMBER OF THE CONGREGATION WHO ENJOYS SINNING TO JOIN THE CHOIR.
- AT THE EVENING SERVICE TONIGHT, THE SERMON TOPIC WILL BE ""WHAT IS HELL?"" COME EARLY AND LISTEN TO OUR CHOIR PRACTICE.
- THE PREACHER WILL PREACH HIS FAREWELL MESSAGE, AFTER WHICH THE CHOIR WILL SING, "BREAK FORTH WITH JOY."
- THE EIGHTH GRADERS WILL BE PRESENTING SHAKESPEARE'S "HAMLET" IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT ON FRIDAY AT 7 P.M. THE CONGREGATION IS INVITED TO ATTEND THIS TRAGEDY.
- PLEASE JOIN US AS WE SHOW OUR SUPPORT FOR AMY AND ALAN IN PREPARING FOR THE GIRTH OF THEIR FIRST CHILD.
- THE ASSOCIATE MINISTER UNVEILED THE CHURCH'S NEW GIVING CAMPAIGN SLOGAN LAST SUNDAY: "I UPPED MY PLEDGE --- UP YOURS"
- OUR NEXT SONG IS "ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD GET HIGH".
- DON'T LET WORRY KILL YOU - LET THE CHURCH HELP.
- REMEMBER IN PRAYER THE MANY WHO ARE SICK OF OUR CHURCH AND COMMUNITY.
- FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHILDREN AND DON'T KNOW IT, WE HAVE A NURSERY DOWNSTAIRS.
- WEIGHT WATCHERS WILL MEET AT 7 P.M. AT THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. PLEASE USE LARGE DOUBLE DOOR AT THE SIDE ENTRANCE. JEAN WILL BE LEADING A WEIGHT-MANAGEMENT SERIES WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. SHE USES THE PROGRAM HERSELF AND HAS BEEN GROWING LIKE CRAZY!
- THE ROSEBUD ON THE ALTAR THIS MORNING IS TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF DAVID ALAN BELZER, THE SIN OF REV. AND MRS. JULIUS BELZER.
- THIS AFTERNOON THERE WILL BE A MEETING IN THE SOUTH AND NORTH ENDS OF THE CHURCH. CHILDREN WILL BE BAPTIZED AT BOTH ENDS.
- TUESDAY AT 4:00 P.M. THERE WILL BE AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL. ALL LADIES GIVING MILK PLEASE COME EARLY.
- WEDNESDAY THE LADIES' LITURGY WILL MEET. MRS. JOHNSON WILL SING "PUT ME IN MY LITTLE BED" ACCOMPANIED BY THE PASTOR.
- THURSDAY AT 5:00 PM THERE WILL BE A MEETING OF THE LITTLE MOTHER'S CLUB. ALL LADIES WISHING TO BECOME ""LITTLE MOTHERS"" WILL MEET WITH THE PASTOR IN HIS STUDY.
- THIS BEING EASTER SUNDAY, WE WILL ASK MRS. LEWIS TO COME FORWARD AND LAY AN EGG ON THE ALTAR.
- THE SERVICE WILL CLOSE WITH "LITTLE DROPS OF WATER." ONE OF THE LADIES WILL START QUIETLY AND THE REST OF THE CONGREGATION WILL JOIN IN.
- NEXT SUNDAY A SPECIAL COLLECTION WILL BE TAKEN TO DEFRAY THE COST OF THE NEW CARPET. ALL THOSE WISHING TO DO SOMETHING ON THE CARPET WILL COME FORWARD AND DO SO.
- THE LADIES OF THE CHURCH HAVE CAST OFF CLOTHING OF EVERY KIND. THEY CAN BE SEEN IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT SATURDAY.
- THURSDAY NIGHT-POTLUCK SUPPER. PRAYER AND MEDICATION TO FOLLOW. THE LUTHERAN MEN'S GROUP WILL MEET AT 6 P.M. STEAK, MASHED POTATOES, GREEN BEANS, BREAD AND DESSERT WILL BE SERVED FOR A NOMINAL FEEL.
- A BEAN SUPPER WILL BE HELD ON TUESDAY EVENING IN THE CHURCH HALL. MUSIC WILL FOLLOW.
8 NEW CHOIR ROBES ARE CURRENTLY NEEDED, DUE TO THE ADDITION OF SEVERAL NEW MEMBERS AND TO THE DETERIORATION OF SOME OLDER ONES.
- THE SENIOR CHOIR INVITES ANY MEMBER OF THE CONGREGATION WHO ENJOYS SINNING TO JOIN THE CHOIR.
- AT THE EVENING SERVICE TONIGHT, THE SERMON TOPIC WILL BE ""WHAT IS HELL?"" COME EARLY AND LISTEN TO OUR CHOIR PRACTICE.
- THE PREACHER WILL PREACH HIS FAREWELL MESSAGE, AFTER WHICH THE CHOIR WILL SING, "BREAK FORTH WITH JOY."
- THE EIGHTH GRADERS WILL BE PRESENTING SHAKESPEARE'S "HAMLET" IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT ON FRIDAY AT 7 P.M. THE CONGREGATION IS INVITED TO ATTEND THIS TRAGEDY.
- PLEASE JOIN US AS WE SHOW OUR SUPPORT FOR AMY AND ALAN IN PREPARING FOR THE GIRTH OF THEIR FIRST CHILD.
- THE ASSOCIATE MINISTER UNVEILED THE CHURCH'S NEW GIVING CAMPAIGN SLOGAN LAST SUNDAY: "I UPPED MY PLEDGE --- UP YOURS"
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