When I say I'm Broke --- I'M BROKE !!!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple ofminutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest inhigh-powered vacuum cleaners.""Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!"And she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushedIt wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at leastseen my demonstration."And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallwaycarpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manureFrom your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."The old lady stepped back and said,"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity thismorning."