Newspaper Bloopers........

After 24-48 hours’ filtration, the pool becomes so clear that when the water is calm you can read ‘head’ or ‘tails’ on a dime lying 8 feet below the surface.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
At the tea party, Mrs. Smyth and Mrs. Jarvis poured at both ends.
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Crack Found on Governors Daughter.
Death In The Ring: Most boxers are not the same afterward.
Eaton’s ad for brassieres: ‘In the event these best sellers are gone, we’ll provide a rain check.”
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters.
For Sale: Registered Jersey cow, giving three gallons of milk, two tons of hay, a number of chickens and a cook stove.
Fresh B.C. Atlantic fillets.
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation.
He is the President of the Southwestern Irritated Cotton Growers.
He remarked in all seriousness that it was hereditary in his family to have no children.
He returned to his duties Monday after several weeks’ absence due to his death.
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It Could Last Awhile.
If the baby does not thrive on fresh milk, it should be boiled.
If you use lemon juice, squeeze it from fresh oranges.
In the kitchen, she put on water for a few sandwiches.
Iraqi head seeks arms.
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
John Redekop was arrested Saturday by Calgary Police on a charge of drinking while intoxicated.
Just before the court sentence, Mr. Williams was asked if he had anything to say. In a calm voice, and without the least sign of emotion, he said nothing.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years.
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice.
Legislators tax brains to cut deficit.
Lettuce won’t turn brown if you put your head in a plastic bag before placing it in the refrigerator.Local high school drop-outs cut in half.