The Wisdom Of Our Time . . .

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floorwithout holding on.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'smart'?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

When blondes have more fundo they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKESUSE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and DriveYou might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeedskydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusionthat occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog