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Sunday, January 27, 2008

A guy comes into a coffee shop & places his order...

He says "I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights"
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, "This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights."
"What does he think, this is an auto parts store".
"No" the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up".
"Oh" says the waitress. The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The guy says "What are the beans for?"
The waitress replies "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires & headlights, that you might want to gas up".

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