You Are As Old As You Feel.....

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns.

"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time."
Greer Garson.

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
George Burns

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate." Woody Allen