GOOD HUMOR...........
Ourcollege-age daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for us when wereturned. When we arrived home, we saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note which read: 'Your dessert is in the refrigerator. ... We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!' My husband turned to me and said, 'I suppose wecould vacuum.'

Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A:Tell himyou're pregnant.

Q:How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Thenext time you're in front of a mirror, take off yourglasses.

Q:Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A:Valetsdon't forget where they park your car.

Q:Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memorystorage?
A:Storingmemory is not a problem, retrieving it is aproblem.

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, butusually in the afternoon.

Q:Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ yearolds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I rememberthese!