Top Ten Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work..........
10. You have developed Repetitive Stress Disorder from playing Solitare.
9. You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
8. People only come to your office to borrow pencils from the ceiling.
7. In an effort to exercise your creative side you knit a computer cozy.
6. You create an on-going email dialog with your computer at home.
5. No longer content with merely photo-copying your butt, you now scan it and enhance it using Photoshop.
4. After months of taking frequent breaks, you now only require a single can of coke to belch the names of all seven dwarves.
3. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
2. The 18-hole 3 par mini-golf course in your office.
1. The 4th Division of Paper Clips has overrun the Push pin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.