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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Rules of the bathroom.

1.Lift seat cover before starting.
2.Caution!All women place seat in proper position before sitting.
3.Do not waste paper-use both sides.If paper is scarce-use your ingenuity but be careful for hygiene reasons.
4.Do not confuse toilet brush with toothbrush.
5.Save electricity-learn to aim in the dark.
6.Long timers be warned!After two hours ejector chair will start working.
7.We suggest you whistle or sing to obliterate inapprpriate noises.Song sheets are available from the host.
8.When writing graffiti on the wall-use only waterproof colors and brushes of good quality.Please write legibly.
9.Flush only when a risk of suffocation or feeling of sickness occurs.
10.Warning!When dispatching excessive amounts there is a strong possibility of blockage.Flush several times and hope for the best.
11.If flooding occurs-keep calm.Life vest is under your seat.Tread water until help arrives.
12.Avoid crowds-max:16 persons in this room.

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