THE MOST CREATIVE JOKES.......
For People who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

In a school the teacher asks Johnny - "If there are 3 birds sitting on a wire and if u shoot the middle one then how many birds remain ?" Johnny takes a moment and says "None !" "How ?" the teacher asks. "Well if u shoot one of them then the rest of them will fly away !" replied Johnny.

If nothing sticks to Teflon how does Teflon stick to a pan?