MORE HALLOWEEN HUMOR......
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop glancing at her in the rear-view mirror. Finally, after several blocks, sister asks him why he is staring and he replies hesitantly, "I have something to tell you but I'm afraid of offending you."
She answers, "My dear boy, you cannot offend me. When you've been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, it's always been a...a fantasy of mine to have a nun kiss me. Like... like a girlfriend would kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. First you must be unmarried, and second you must be a practising Catholic."
The cab driver excitedly responds, "Yes, yes — I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
After a moment's reflection, the nun says, "Well, all right. Pull into the next alley." He does, and sister fulfills his fantasy — and it's beyond his most fevered expectations.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear boy," asked the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I'm married, and I'm a Baptist!"
The nun says quietly, "There, there, it's all right. I am on the way to a Halloween party and my name is Kevin.