Gentle thoughts for today.......

*Birds of a feather flock togeher and crap on your car.
*When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
*A penny saved is a government oversight.
*The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
*The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
*The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
*He who hesitates is probably right.
*Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
*If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.
*The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
*There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt
*Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."