THE FARMER..........
A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of apond.The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wediCachu un a for.'Which means: 'Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.'The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speakin English.'The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!