ACT OF CHEATING......

Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman:? "Hi!? My name is Wanda.
2nd woman:? "Hi!? I'm Sylvia.? How'd you die?"
1st woman:? "I Froze to Death."
2nd woman:? "How Horrible!"
1st woman:? "It wasn't so bad.? After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack.? I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.? But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
1st woman: "So, what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.? Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.? I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted, I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...We'd both still be alive."