Last summer Mike met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Mike said to his lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now.'

'Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes,' she replied.

I'm a hooker.'

'I see,' Mike replied, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'