DOCTOR VISIT.......

An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says, "I am so stricken, I have chest pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, ear-aches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs...."

"Sir," says the doctor, "you complain you have so many things....what DON'T you have?"

The man answers, "Teeth."