A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:

Attendant : "How may I help you?"

Old Man : "Please fill it up."

Old Lady : "What did he say?"

Old Man [yelling]: "He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up."

Attendant : "So, where are you heading?"

Old Man : "To Chicago to see our Grandchildren."

Old Lady : "What did he say?"

Old Man [yelling]: "He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids."

Attendant : "It sure is a nice day for a drive."

Old Man : "Yes, it's been quite pleasant."

Old Lady : "What did he say?"

Old Man : "He said its good weather."

Attendant : "Where are you coming from?"

Old Man : "We started our trip from Pittsburgh."

Old Lady : "What did he say?"

Old Man : "He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh."

Attendant : "I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed."

Old lady : "What did he say?"

Old Man : "He says he thinks he knows you."