Redneck Vasectomy......


A couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this now. The husband replied that they had heard recently on TV that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.