Kentucky
A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"

Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years
later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked,
"Got any I. D.?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he
drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the
fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The
passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make sense to me
neither."


And this from South Carolina
"You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of
anyone retiring to the North