Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while, Conner was born. The paramedic lifted him
by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed

3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly

responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"


If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.