THE OLD FARMER........

AN OLD FARMER WENT INTO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER REPLIED, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY, SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

SO THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE THEN RETURNED TO BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

ONCE INSIDE, THE OLD FARMER SAT BESIDE TWO OLDER WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

THE MOVIE STARTED, AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY, SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE?" WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" ASKED MARGE.

"I THINK THIS GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT MAKES YO! U THINK SO?" MARGE QUERIED.

MILDRED WHISPERED, "WELL, HE UNDID HIS PANTS, AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT."

"AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL ANYWAY."

"WELL, I THOUGHT SO, TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"