Bubba Goes Hang Gliding...............

Back in Kentucky, you didn't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba
decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take
flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--and into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin' about the good ol' days when Maw spots the biggest bird she had ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw straightens up and says, "Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster-size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"