A farmer had been taken many times by the local car dea1er..... One day the car. Dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to buy a cow. So the farmer priced like this.

Basic Cow $200.00
TwoToneExterior. $45.00
ExtraStomach $75.00
Produce Storage Comp, $60.00
Straw Chopper $150.00
FourSpigots$lO@ $40.00
Cowhide Upholstry $150.00
DualHorns $15.00
Auto.Fly Swatter $35.00
Various Extra’s $35.00
Fertilizer Attach. $150.00
Farmer’s Sug. List $930.00
Additional Dealer Adj. $300.00

Total ListPrice: $1,230.00