3 Minute Management Course
>> >>Lesson One: >> >> >> >>
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit >>saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" >> >> >> >>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the >>ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. >> >> >> >>Management Lesson: >> >>To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high >>up. >> >>
>> >>Lesson Two: >> >> >> >>
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to >>the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the >>energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. >> >>"They're packed with nutrients." >> >> >> >>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him >>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after >>eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. >> >>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top >>of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the >>tree. >> >> >> >>Management Lesson: >> >>Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. >> >>_ >> >> >> >>
Lesson Three: >> >> >> >>
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird >>froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a >>cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the >>pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually >>thawing him >>out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. >> >> >> >>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following >>the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and >>promptly dug him out and ate him. >> >> >> >>Management Lesson: >> >>(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. >> >>(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.. >> >>(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! >> >> >This ends the three minute management course.
>> >>Lesson One: >> >> >> >>
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit >>saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" >> >> >> >>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the >>ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. >> >> >> >>Management Lesson: >> >>To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high >>up. >> >>
>> >>Lesson Two: >> >> >> >>
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to >>the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the >>energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. >> >>"They're packed with nutrients." >> >> >> >>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him >>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after >>eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. >> >>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top >>of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the >>tree. >> >> >> >>Management Lesson: >> >>Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. >> >>_ >> >> >> >>
Lesson Three: >> >> >> >>
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird >>froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a >>cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the >>pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually >>thawing him >>out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. >> >> >> >>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following >>the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and >>promptly dug him out and ate him. >> >> >> >>Management Lesson: >> >>(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. >> >>(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.. >> >>(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! >> >> >This ends the three minute management course.
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