Holiday Golf



Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
>>> remarked, "how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas and without
>>> an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet my buddies,
>>> and play a round".
>>>
>>> His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
>>> priority, figure out a way and to meet here early Christmas morning."
>>>
>>> Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
>>> golf course.
>>>
>>> The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife
>>> such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
>>>
>>> Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning
>>> the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
>>>
>>> Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
>>> and reading the manual."
>>>
>>> They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
>>> like they have lost their minds.
>>>
>>> "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
>>> slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, merry Christmas!
>>> It's a great morning for sex or golf, and she said, "Take a
>>> sweater...".